You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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