Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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