You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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