Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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