I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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