my vag is so smooth its legendary
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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