Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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