All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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