Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
