she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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