just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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