Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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