She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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