You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
How's work?
Spinning.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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