At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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