do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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