My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
And then he peed in my hair
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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