I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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