We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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