How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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