i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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