FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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