I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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