On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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