We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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