You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
