i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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