white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
