Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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