I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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