well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
well you can't waste a boner
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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