I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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