I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Everclear isn't food dammit
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
