drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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