i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I forget how to act sober
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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