I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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