That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
