I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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