She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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