Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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