And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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