porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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