She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
whose parrot is this?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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