I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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