After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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