Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just google imaged poop.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
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i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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