The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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