Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I faked an abortion last night.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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