you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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