He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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