hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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