a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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