one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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