he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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