What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think my vagina is haunted
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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