i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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