my vag is so smooth its legendary
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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